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Sunday, December 9, 2007

Check This Out

Have you heard about this case? Great answer from the
judge!
In Florida , an atheist became intensely upset over the
preparation of Easter
and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer
about the
discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant
celebrations
afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays
while atheists
had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
long
passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his
gavel and
declared, 'Case dismissed!'
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and
said, 'Your
honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have
Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have
Passover, Yom
Kippur and Hanukkah...yet my client and all other atheists
have no such
holiday!'
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said,
'Obviously your
client is too confused to even know about, much less
celebrate his own
atheists' holiday!'
The lawyer pompously said, 'Your Honor, we are unaware of
any such
holiday for atheists Just when might that holiday be, your
Honor?'
The judge said, 'Well it comes every year on exactly the
same
date---April 1st! Since our calendar sets April 1st as
'April Fools
Day,' consider that Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in
his heart,
there is no God.' Thus, in my opinion, if your client says
there is no
God, then by scripture, he is a fool, and April 1st is his
holiday! Now
have a good day and get out of my courtroom!

1 comments:

Mel said...

*chuckling*

Catty little Judge......gotta love him!