'The Washcloth'

A friend sent me this..
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toooooooo funny

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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week.



Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.



I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.



The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.



So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.



I threw the washcloth h in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called
in.



Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.



I was a little surprised when the doctor said,

'My, my, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.



The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'



Never going back to that doctor. Ever.